Funny Valentine Cards

When I was friends and not yet dating my now-husband, he claimed that “everyday would be like Valentine’s Day.” And it turns out, he’s right – because he makes me laugh every single day! If your idea of romance is laughing with a box of chocolates, these funny Valentine cards are for you!

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• Funny Food Pun Cards
• Cheese-y Cards
• ”Hot” Cards
• Pickup Line Cards

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All the food puns and pick up lines on Valentine cards for your sweetie!

Funny Food Pun Cards

for the foodies

• Frankly You’re The Best Funny Hot Dog Themed Single (1) All Occasion Blank Thank You Card To Send To Friends & Family, 4″x 6″ (when folded) Fill In Notecard by AmandaCreation • $4.99
• Snack Time | A Trio of Punny, Food-Themed Cards for Valentines, Anniversaries, Birthdays or Just Because (3 Cards Included!) • $13.50
• You’re All of My Favorite Things Rolled Into One | Punny, Japan-Themed Sushi Card for Valentines, Anniversaries, Birthdays or Just Because • $5.50
• Extra Smooth Peanut Butter – Pick up line Valentines Day Card – Handmade – A6 – Recyclable • $4.17

Cheese-y Cards

serve these cards with a bottle of wine!

• This is cheesy but I think you’re grate! – 5×7 Funny Cheese Grater Greeting Card • $4.50
• Brie Mine – Valentine’s Day Greeting Card, Cheese, Love, Anniversary, Birthday, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Foodie, Handlettering, Be mine, Brie • $5
• Brie ‘Will You Brie My Valentine?’ Pun Funny Greetings Card | 5×7 | Valentines | Love • $5.49

”Hot” Cards

for all of the hot sauce fans

• Greeting Card- Hey Hot Stuff Love & Romance • $4.99
• Cute Greeting Card You Spice Up My Life, Hot Stuff Chili Hot Sauce Love Anniversary Valentines Day • $5.95
• Happy Valentines Day Hot Stuff, Hot Pepper Valentine’s Day Card, Valentine for Him, Funny Valentine Card, Valentine Card for Boyfriend • $4.15

Pickup Line Cards

LOL

• Are You an Overdue Book? card . valentine’s card . anniversary card . love card . girlfriend card . boyfriend card . pick up line . fine • $3.99
• Pick-Up Line Cards 5 Pack . valentine’s card . anniversary card . love card . funny card . cheesy card . boyfriend card . girlfriend card • $12
• Are You Google? Because You Have Everything I’m Searching For • $5
• Are You a Parking Ticket? ‘Cause You’ve Got Fine Written All Over You • $5

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